andasblog:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

(Source: efronsbutt, via stupidityhurtsmyhead-stop-it)

TYPE YOUR NAME: Michael
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: michasel
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: michWl
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mmniucvghaserwlk
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

It’s Earth Day!

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(Source: mrchompers)